ProfessorEdition of 12 
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Any professor worth his salt should be absent-minded.  With his head in a book, he not only risks the possibility of running into something solid, but he also stands the chance of gathering mentors like curious chicks who follow his swift-reading tracks into places where bright minds more often than not find bright new nuggets of wisdom never yet seen and even stand a chance to change the world over time.